In which HP has the ultimate way to get rid of people who slow down your mugging.

My parents are so very understanding.

After a short talk with them, they’ve allowed me to fall sick tomorrow. So I shall. And oh, since I’m sick and stuck at home, I might as well do my H3 right? What an opportune opportunity! :D

Seriously, school was beginning to own me. My eyes are permanently irritable, and my concentration level’s are slipping all over. So after tomorrow, I shall be newly reinvigorated and ready to murder the crap out of school.

As for all those irritating annoying distractions that people try to tempt you with, Rowan Atkinson in the film Johnny English provides a very simple response. Observe:

Lorna Campbell: Are you gonna go out there and save your country? Or are you going to sit in this grotty flat, and feel sorry for yourself?
Johnny English: (after much prolonged thought) I think I’ll sit in the flat.

So,
You want to go watch a movie at J8? I think I’ll sit in the flat.
You want to go jamming? I think I’ll sit in the flat.
You want go gym? I think I’ll sit in the flat.
Eat? I think I’ll sit in the flat.
Sleep? I think I’ll sit in the flat.


Can’t read mah!
Can’t read mah!
Oh I can’t read Chris Daughtry’s poker face.
Can’t read cos I illiterate mah.